that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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