Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You may now shotgun with the bride
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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