i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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