therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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