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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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