My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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