I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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