Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he thought i was a dude.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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