I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
A+ Viking dick
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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