Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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