Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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