Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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