Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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