you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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