whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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