he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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