She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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