I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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