yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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