His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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