In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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