Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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