Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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