i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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