I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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