Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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