i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Success! We fucked roommates!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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