the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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