I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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