You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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