shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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