sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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