so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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