also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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