no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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