I think i peed on brittanys purse
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize