i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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