Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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