What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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