just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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