one word: firstdatebathroomanal
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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