problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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