The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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