i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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