I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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