If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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