She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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