Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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