She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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