hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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